Lisa Lisa...

So 1998 was the year, I had just been transferred from the DC Department Of Corrections facility at Occoquan to the Federal Facility at Peterburg, Virginia to serve my time. I had been there about 2 weeks and had gotten somewhat settled but was still at the intake dorm which was the only dorm with 2 floors, we would be let out in the afternoon to go to the gym, play soccer, basketball or whatever or just bullshit and do what we did best which was waste time...

On the floor above mine lived Lisa. Lisa was obviously a male, Boricua at that, but as you probably guessed she was a travesty, tits and all, and long black hair. She would stroll the yard with another travesty, a black one whose name I can't remember. They would attract a lot of attention, even from us, and we would catcall them just to play around, and of course they would answer back in all the typical travesty cameback responses; it was kind of fun just to mess around...

One day we went to play soccer, by we I mean there were 3 or 4 of us that chilled together, ate together and all that, and when we got back to our dorm our bathroom was closed off and we were told to shower upstairs, so up we went. The shower room was the typical locker room type, a square space with a bunch of shower heads but no individual spaces and a wall that would let you see if somebody was in there but not actually their body just their head. So we walk in and see Lisa taking a shower and we started saying shit like "oh we showering with the girls" and stupid crap like that. we get undressed and walk in, Lisa was turned, I guess covering up "her" breasts" or something, when we start showering, "s"he turns around and as we are cheering from seeing her boobs we all saw THE BIGGEST DICK ever, I mean it was huge, purple and huge, like almost knee length long, we all automatically shut the fuck up and took the quickest shower we have ever taken in our lives. It was one of those things that stun you, like seeing a dead body, you don't want to look but for some reason you peek, geez, it was definitely traumatic. Never again we said anything to Lisa again...

Yes my middle name is Nestor...